Animal Jokes

From Tiph, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why is animal testing a bad idea ?

Because they get nervous and give the wrong answers!

Please wait...

From Cece, 10 years old, Greensburg, PA

Why didn’t the skunk have enough money to go to the movies?

Because he only had one scent!

Please wait...

From Alyssa Maddox, 11 years old, Texas

What is a tiger with red spots?

A tiger with the measles!

Please wait...

From Morgan, 9 years old, Green Bay WI

What is a cow’s favorite place to go?

The mooooovies!

Please wait...

From Conor, 7 years old, Kenosha Wisconsin

What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?

Winnie the Pooh!

Please wait...

From Jerryroreo, a grownup, Saugus, MA

What do you get when a cat walks across the desert?

You get Sandy Paws.

Please wait...