Animal Jokes

From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

Teacher: Name 2 animals that live in the cold region.

Student: A polar bear and his wife. Nailed it!

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From Emma, 10 years old, Canada

Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Bunny burps

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From Annette, a parent, Texas

How do you catch a unique bunny?

U-nique up on it.

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From Annette, a parent, Texas

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The Tame way as a unique bunny.

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From Nikki S, 11 years old, Sumter, SC USA

What do female goats wear under their shirts?

Baaaaa’s!

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From Alyssa W, 10 years old, Harrisonburg, LA

How do you make a hippo float?

One cup ice cream, one cup soda and one hippo!

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