Why don’t animals play cards in the jungle?
Cause there are too many cheetahs!
Animal Jokes
Why did the shark want to be famous?
So he could be a starfish!
What do you do if you’re getting chased by a blue tiger and a purple dog?
Get off the merry go round!
What do you call a smelly bear?
Winnie the poop!
There is a snail that goes up to another snail at the car shop,
“Can I buy a car?”
“Yah sure what kind?”
“The fastest car you have,”
“Ok”said the car dealer
“Could you do me a favor?”
“Yah sure!”
“Could you paint S’ all over the car,”
“Ummmmm Ok?”
The next day the snail came back. The car dealer asked him a question
“Excuse me, i was just wondering why you wanted me to paint S’ all over the car?”
“Because when little kids look at me in my car they’ll say ‘Mommy, Mommy look at that S-car-go!
What do you call a bear with no socks?
Bearfoot.
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