Animal Jokes

From Jennifer, age 6, Canada

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the MOOVIES!

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From Olivia, age 7, USA

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a racehorse.

Take one of these every four laps!

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From Caligari, age 11, California

What do you call a bear without teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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From SHERRAYA, age 9, WALES

WHAT IS INVISABLE AND SMELLS LIKE CARROTS?

RABBIT FARTS!

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From Carolyn, age 11, Pennsylvania, United States

What do you call a zebra and a pig?

Striped sausages!

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From Jack, age 10, Woodstock, Georgia

Why was the raccoon black and white?

So it can impress a zebra!

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