Animal Jokes

From Destiny, age 10, Florida, Bradenton

Why wasn’t the girl afraid of the shark?

It was a man eating shark!

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From Caroline F, age 10, Texas,Houston

Why did the zebra like the movies back then?

They were in black and white!

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From Alondra, age 8, Las Vegas, Nevada

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor!

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From Jokester, age 9, Michigan

What is an alligator’s favorite drink?

Gatorade

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From Jenna, age 11, Colorado

Who always steals the soap?

The robber ducky!

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From Alex, age 11, Adelaide, SA, Australia

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam!

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