Animal Jokes

From Allison, age 14, Australia

What is red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator!

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From Adam, age 11, Kitchener, Ontario

What do you call a fly that has no wings and can’t fly?

A WALK!

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From Chez, age 8, Australia

What’s cute, fuzzy and bright purple?

A koala holding it’s breath!

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From Ibrahim, a teacher, Aleppo, Syria

Why does a donkey close its eyes when it hee-haws?

Because it knows it by heart.

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From Zac, age 13, Buffalo,NY

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!!!

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From Allie, age 11, Portage,Michigan

What is a duck’s favorite food?

Cheese and quackers!

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