Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
Animal Jokes
What is another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
What did the chipmunk with a parrachute say to the flying squirrel?
“See, I can fly, but all you ever do is glide!”
What did the teddy say when he was offered pudding?
No thanks, Im stuffed!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
Why do bees hum?
because they forgot the words!
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