What did the football player say to the cashier?
Give me my quarter back!
Animal Jokes
2 fish are in a tank one says to the other……
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
There is a life guard at the beach and he sees two elephants running towards the water and he says “Sorry fellas, I can’t let you in.”
one of the elephants says “well, why not?”
The life guard says back…
“Because there is only one pair of TRUNKS between you both.”
What is the wettest animal in the world?
A raindeer.
How do you get a skunk to stop smelling?
You cut off its nose!
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
Because there are cheetahs!
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