Animal Jokes

From Jade, age 6, England

What do you get if you cross a master criminal and a fish?

A CODFATHER!

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From Ritika M, age 12, India

Can giraffes have babies?

No, they can only have giraffes!

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From Jon, a reader, Virginia

If ten rabbits are all lined up in a row and they all take one step backwards…What do you get?

A receding hare line!

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From Kelly, age 11, Michigan, United States

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You nique up on it!

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From Trinity, age 10, Florida

What did the Golden Retriever eat at his birthday?

Pupcakes!

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From Yocheved, age 12, Israel

What is a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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