Animal Jokes

From Luna, age 11, London, England

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards in a line?

A receding hare line!

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From Nikki, age 10, Chatham, NJ

What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

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From Journey , age 6, Va, USA

What is the best spy in the jungle?

A chameleon!

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From Journey, age 6, Virginia, USA

What is the bravest knight in the ocean?

A swordfish!

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From Amy, age 7, Southport, England

What do you get when you pour hot water down rabbits’ hole?

Hot cross bunnies!

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From Batul, age 12, New York, USA

Where does a mouse go when it loses its tail?

Re-TAIL store!

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