Animal Jokes

From Jon, a reader, Virginia

If ten rabbits are all lined up in a row and they all take one step backwards…What do you get?

A receding hare line!

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From Kelly, age 11, Michigan, United States

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You nique up on it!

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From Trinity, age 10, Florida

What did the Golden Retriever eat at his birthday?

Pupcakes!

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From Yocheved, age 12, Israel

What is a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Luna, age 11, London, England

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards in a line?

A receding hare line!

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From Nikki, age 10, Chatham, NJ

What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

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