A wealthy celebrity went to a football stadium to watch a game. A man asked, “What brings you here?”
The celebrity says, “A limousine, why do you ask?”
People Jokes
What is exercise for the nose?
A running nose!
Why did Bob the banker quit his job?
He lost interest!
What do you call a Tailor who wins the lottery?
Lucky sew and sew!
How did Moses make tea?
He brews!
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I’m sick of her, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her,” and then hangs up.
The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news.
She calls her father and yells, “You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a single thing, do you hear me?”
The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife, and says, “It worked! The kids are coming for a visit, and they’re paying their own way!”
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