Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
Neither did he!
People Jokes
Why did Dracula’s wife have a hard time going to sleep?
Because of his coffin!
Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher Robin stick their head down the toilet?
They were looking for Pooh!
If Spiderman died, what would you call his wife?
A widow!
A woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver says, “My! That is the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the back of the bus furious. She says to the man next to her, “That bus driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “Go ahead! Give him a piece of your mind! I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
What did the lawyer wear to court?
A lawsuit!
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