A woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver says, “My! That is the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the back of the bus furious. She says to the man next to her, “That bus driver just insulted me!”
People Jokes
The man says, “Go ahead! Give him a piece of your mind! I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
What did the lawyer wear to court?
A lawsuit!
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
It was too heavy to carry!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!
Why was the detective drinking hot cocoa while on a case?
To get to the bottom of it!
My friend is in a wheelchair and is really funny.
But, they still won’t let him compete in ‘stand up comedy’ competitions!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 25
- 26
- 27
- 28
- 29
- …
- 71
- Next Page »