Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
It was too heavy to carry!
People Jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!
Why was the detective drinking hot cocoa while on a case?
To get to the bottom of it!
My friend is in a wheelchair and is really funny.
But, they still won’t let him compete in ‘stand up comedy’ competitions!
A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday. He stays three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
The horse’s name is Friday!
A man walks into to a library. He walks over to the front desk and says, “I’ll take a cheeseburger and fries. To go, please.” The librarian leans over and says, “Sir, you know your in a library, right?”
The man says, “Oh, sorry.” He whispers, “I’d like a cheeseburger and fries. To go, please!”
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