Why did George Washington always sleep while standing up?
He could never lie!
People Jokes
What kind of movies do evil composers like?
Anything with violins!
What Do Call A Spy In Bed ?
Under-Cover
There were three men walking through the vast desert. They found a magic lamp and a genie came out. The genie said, “I will give you one wish each. The first man wished to go home. So did the second man. What did the third man wish for?
He wished his friends were back with him!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short!
What do you call a young army?
Infantry!
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