Sports Jokes

From Rose, 11 years old, America

Did you hear about the guy who watched football all day and fell asleep in front of the TV?

His wife woke him up the next day saying “Get up honey, it’s twenty to seven!”

“Really?” he says. “Who’s winning?”

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From Mark Morgan, 16 years old, Hawley, PA

How many golfers does it take to put in a light bulb?

Fore!

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From Nick, 10 years old, Canada

Where do soccer players dance?

At the foot ball!

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From Alex, 13 years old, Oshawa, Ontario, Canada

I tried water polo …

But my horse drowned.

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From Darby, 10 years old, Colorado

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

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From Hailie, 9 years old, El Paso

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.

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