Sports Jokes

From Emily Black, 11 years old, New Zealand

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

So he didn’t get a hole in one!

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From Nathanial, 11 years old, United States

Why can’t a hockey player tell a joke?

Because the ice might crack up!

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From Taylor, 9 years old, Kentucky

What is a golfer’s favorite thing to wear?

a tee-shirt!

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From Belen, 11 years old, El Paso, Texas

What is a trampoline’s favorite dance?

Hip Hop!

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From Lori, 12 years old, Virginia

Why is the football stadium so hot after every game?

Because all the fans have left!

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From Mackenzie, 11 years old, New York

What store is famous for their archery?

Target!

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