Sports Jokes

From Baby Luis, 8 years old, California

Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a HOLE in ONE!

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From Meghan, 11 years old, Walker, Louisiana

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!

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From Mack, 11 years old, America

What does the vegetarian train in martial arts?

Kung-Tofu!

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From Emma, 8 years old, Mountain Lakes,New Jersey

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball!

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From Heidi N, 12 years old, USA, NC

Why did the bowling alley need to be quiet?

So it could hear a pin drop!

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From Elena, 8 years old, Malaysia, P.S. I'M NOT MALAY

Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case he had a hole in one! 😀

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