What kind of dogs do scientists like best?
Labs!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Where do grapes like to hang out?
The grape wall of China!
Why did the fashion model eat the ice cream?
Because she was hot!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they fight knights (nights)!
Why is life like a shower?
One wrong turn and you’re in hot water!
There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
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