Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they fight knights (nights)!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why is life like a shower?
One wrong turn and you’re in hot water!
There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
what’s the difference between a jeweler and a policeman?
One sells watches and one watches cells!!
What happens when you cross Harry Potter and Hermione?
Someone famous for his lightning brain!
Is your refrigerator running well?
Well, then you better go catch it!
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