Miscellaneous Jokes

From Willow, a reader, USA

What happens when you cross Harry Potter and Hermione?

Someone famous for his lightning brain!

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From Parker, 8 years old, Georgia

Is your refrigerator running well?

Well, then you better go catch it!

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From Chanel, age 11, San Jose,California

Why did the bee get married?

Bescause he found his honey!

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From Wed, age 13, North Carolina

How do you make a skunk stop smelling?

Hold the skunk’s nose!

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From Justin, age 10, Beaumont, PA

DAD:Hey I know how to keep you thinking all night.
SON: How?

DAD: I’ll tell you tomorrow

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From Austin, 10 years old, America

Did you hear about the karate guru that joined the army?

First time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!

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