Miscellaneous Jokes

From Alex L, 12 years old

How’s your day going?
Well, I bought a new vacuum cleaner today.
Really?

Yes, and it really sucked!

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From Jericho O'Hare, 13 years old

Harry Potter: Surely, you can’t be serious.

Sirius Black: I am Sirius, and don’t call me Shirley.

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From Nunya, 10 years old, Somewhere, Earth, Milky Way, Universe

Boy: Do you have a air tank?
Girl: Why?

Boy: Because you take my breath away!

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From The Purple Grenade, 7 years old, USA

Have you heard the one about the vacuum cleaner?

I would tell you, but it really sucks!

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From Liam Cooney, 9 years old, Wexford, Ireland

Did you ever see the movie “Constipated?”

I’m not surprised if you haven’t! It never came out!

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From Audrey, 3 years old, USA

Why did the yo yo cross the road?

He was walking the dog!

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