What is the best item of silverware to tell your secrets to?
A fork! Because a spoon will stir it up and a knife will spread it!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why do you have a hard time breathing on a mountaintop?
Because the views are breathtaking!
What did the gas station say to the other gas station?
I’m gassier than you!
What did the plate say to the other plate at the dinner table?
Lunch is on me!
A woman is in a restaurant and needs to toot. She decided to time her toots to the music. She then noticed all eyes were on her. She couldn’t figure out why.
Then, she remembered she had head phones on!
What to you call a pair of shoes that are best friends?
Sole mates! (Soul mates!)
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