Did you ever see the movie “Constipated?”
I’m not surprised if you haven’t! It never came out!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why did the yo yo cross the road?
He was walking the dog!
What is the best item of silverware to tell your secrets to?
A fork! Because a spoon will stir it up and a knife will spread it!
Why do you have a hard time breathing on a mountaintop?
Because the views are breathtaking!
What did the gas station say to the other gas station?
I’m gassier than you!
What did the plate say to the other plate at the dinner table?
Lunch is on me!
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