The other day a man came to my front door, asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool.
Miscellaneous Jokes
So, I gave him a small glass of water!
How do you cure a headache?
Put your head thru a window & and the pane will go away!
What happened to the guy that fell into an upholstery machine?
He was fully covered!
What illness did the roof have?
Shingles!
If money doesn’t grow on trees…
Then, why do banks have branches!
Warped Wisdom: Don’t sweat the petty stuff and…
Don’t pet the sweaty stuff!!
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