There were two ships: one carrying red paint and lots of people, and the othet carrying blue paint and lots of people. The two ships collided; what happened?
Thousands of people were marooned!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What do brooms do at night?
They go to sweep!
Friend 1.”Can you use green, pink, and yellow in the same sentence?”
Friend 2.”Yes,when the phone goes GREEN,GREEN I PINK it up and say, ‘YELLOW!'”
What goes up and never comes down?
Age!
Who thinks all these jokes are stupid?
Almost everyone on the planet!
There are two morons on a bridge. There is a big moron and a little moron. The big moron fell off the bridge, why didn’t the little one fall off?
He was a little More on the bridge!
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