What did the pink panther say when when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Whenever Ben went to school everyone clipped their noses. One day he asked his classmate, “Why do you clip your noses whenever I come to class? His classmate answered that his socks smell very bad. The next day when he came to school everyone clipped there noses again. He said…
What is the matter today? I am wearing new socks today. The old ones are in my pocket.
What did the judge of the county court say when he farted ?
ODOR IN THE COURT ODOR IN THE COURT !
Who will jump off the Empire State Building first-the dime or the quarter?
The dime because it has less cents!
Why did the bowling pins refuse to fall?
Because they were on strike!
Rich people need it,
poor people have it;
if u eat it u will die!
What is it ?
NOTHING!
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