A robber was in prison. He got a plastic soup spoon and dug a tunnel. When he got out he was in a playground. He screeched,”I’M FREE!!!” A little girl looked at him and said,
“So what, I’m four!!!”
Miscellaneous Jokes
How do cows comunicate?
They use the Moo-rse code!
What is a baby’s motto?
If at first you don’t succeed cry, cry again!
Teacher: Peter, correct the sentence ” The bull and the cow are grazing”.
Peter: The cow and the bull are grazing.
Teacher: What is the change you have made?
Peter: Ladies First!!
Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty carry a torch?
Student: Because nobody should read in the dark!
Teacher: If you had five chocolates on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?
Answer: A fight!
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