I am a type of nut. But I don’t have a shell. What am I?
A doughnut!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What do you call a lost sea monster?
The Lost Ness Monster!
A man is stuck in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a table. How does he escape?
He runs and runs around the table until his feet are sore. Then, he uses the saw to cut the table into two halves. Two Halves make one whole. He escapes out of the hole. He then shouts and shouts until his voice is hoarse. Then he jumps on the horse and it gallops away!
What do you call a smelly fairy?
Stinkerbell!
What did the calender maker name his daughters?
April,May & June!
Imagine you are on a boat. Suddenly your boat sinks. You paddle in the water. Another boat passes you and you try to stop it, but you can’t. Sharks form around you.
What do you do?
Stop imagining!
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