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From sk8ergrll, age 11, Glendora, California

One day there was a pastor going on a trip. His car broke down on the way so he walked down a road until he came to a farm. He asked the farmer if he could use his horse. The farmer said, “Yes, but this horse is no ordinary horse; you have to say Praise the Lord for it to go and Amen for it to stop.”
The pastor said, “No problem, I’m a pastor!” Well about an hour passed down the road and then a rattle snake came and blocked the road. The horse got scared and began to run. The pastor forgot what to say to make the horse stop so he said a prayer and of course at the end of the prayer he said “Amen”. When the pastor opened his eyes he found that he was at the edge of a cliff.

He was so thankful to be alive he said, “Praise the lord!”
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From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

Can February March?

No, but April May!
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From Peter, age 12, Brisbane, Australia

Dad: Okay son, get up, it’s time for school.
Son: I don’t want to go, everyone thinks I’m bossy.

Dad: Son! You have to go! You’re the headmaster.
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From Mini, age 11, London, England

What do you call a underwater spy?

James Pond!
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From Alia, age 9, Cape Town, South Africa

What is the longest English word?

Postbox. Because it has the most letters in it.
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From Scooter, age 12, Aiken, South Carolina

Why did the booger cross the road?

‘Cause it was being picked on!
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