Imagine you are on a boat. Suddenly your boat sinks. You paddle in the water. Another boat passes you and you try to stop it, but you can’t. Sharks form around you.
What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Miscellaneous Jokes
One day there was a pastor going on a trip. His car broke down on the way so he walked down a road until he came to a farm. He asked the farmer if he could use his horse. The farmer said, “Yes, but this horse is no ordinary horse; you have to say Praise the Lord for it to go and Amen for it to stop.”
The pastor said, “No problem, I’m a pastor!” Well about an hour passed down the road and then a rattle snake came and blocked the road. The horse got scared and began to run. The pastor forgot what to say to make the horse stop so he said a prayer and of course at the end of the prayer he said “Amen”. When the pastor opened his eyes he found that he was at the edge of a cliff.
He was so thankful to be alive he said, “Praise the lord!”
Can February March?
No, but April May!
Dad: Okay son, get up, it’s time for school.
Son: I don’t want to go, everyone thinks I’m bossy.
Dad: Son! You have to go! You’re the headmaster.
What do you call a underwater spy?
James Pond!
What is the longest English word?
Postbox. Because it has the most letters in it.
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