Miscellaneous Jokes

From Alia, age 9, Cape Town, South Africa

What is the longest English word?

Postbox. Because it has the most letters in it.

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From Scooter, age 12, Aiken, South Carolina

Why did the booger cross the road?

‘Cause it was being picked on!

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From Emma, age 10, United States, North America

What do you call Vincent Van Gogh painting right now?

Vincent Van Ghost!

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From Ed, Ed and Eddie, age 11, United States

Where should you put your T.V.?

In a remote location!

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From Madye, age 12, London

Have you heard the joke about the forgetful person?
You haven’t?
Well…

I forgot!

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From Stephie, age 12, Kingston, Jamaica

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age!

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