Music Jokes

From Jay, 11 years old, California, USA

Which extraterrestrials like to play the trumpet?

A MARTIAN band !!!

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From Tay, 10 years old, Euless, Texas

What kind of animals rap?

Raptiles!

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From Emma Allred, 12 years old, Grantsville, Utah, United States

How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

Raw Raw Raw Raw!

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From Kobi, age 11, McDonough, Georgia

What makes music on your head?

A head band!

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From Zoe, 11 years old, Malawi

How was the euphonium invented?

Someone thought the tuba should have a baby.

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From Barbara, a parent, San Diego, CA

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

Flat minor.

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