Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Hullopup917 , 10 years old, America

What did the sea say to the sun?

Nothing. It just waved.

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Long time no sea!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan

How can you tell a ocean is friendly?

It waves.

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From Tug, 5 years old, Tucson, Arizona

Why do fish live in salt water?

Pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Lolly, 15 years old, Colorado

What washes up on tiny shores?

Microwaves!

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