Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Nat, 10 years old, San Antonio, Texas

Why did the shark go across the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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From Lily, 9 years old, Idaho

What do you call a grandpa whale?

A hunch back whale!

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From Kayze, 10 years old, Las Cruces, New Mexico

What is a fish without eyes?

A fsh!

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From Austin, 10 years old, Florida

How do you make a gold fish age quickly?

Take off the ‘g’!

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From Shawn, 3 years old, New Jersey

What kind of fish do you see at night?

A star fish!

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From Arya, 9 years old, USA

Why did the seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a baygull!

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