Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Heidi Nixon, 13 years old, Lillington, NC, USA

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Nicholas, 10 years old, Florida

What did the ocean say to the land?

Nothing, it just waved!

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From Martin Y., 13 years old, Hong Kong

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing! Seas can’t talk.

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From Joshua Maynard, 7 years old, York, UK

What did the rocks say when the tide came in?

Long time no sea!

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From Dave, a grownup, Vancouver, BC, Canada

Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?

They were 2 shellfish!

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From Harmony A., 10 years old, Florida U.S.A

What did the ocean say to the family at the beach?

Nothing, it just waved! 🙂

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