Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Rebecca , 10 years old, Guyana

What does a sea monster eat?

Fish and ships!

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From Lui Hannah L. M, 9 years old, Philippines

What can you see in the middle of the sea?

the letter e!

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From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania,America

What does the ocean say to the boat?

Nothing.It just waves.

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From Yakov, 7 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

What doesn’t get wet when it rains?

The sea!

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From Claire, age 9, Louisiana

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Paul, age 8, America

Why don’t you have to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales!

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