Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Mia, age 12, Stratford, CT

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other TIDE!

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From Mia, age 7, Longmont, Colorado, US

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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From Leilanie, age 11, Hong Kong, China

Imagine you are on a boat surrounded by sharks, how do you escape?

STOP IMAGINING YOU ARE ON A BOAT!

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From Abs, age 10, England

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

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From Sof, age 8, Yorkshire,England

Why did the whale cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!

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From Angelyn, age 9, SINGAPORE

What did the sea say to the sand?

Noting,it just waved!

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