Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Sam Boyle, 9 years old, North Caldwell, New Jersey

What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?

Swedish Fish!

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From Elizabeth Chleborad, 11 years old, South Dakota, USA

I don’t understand why people get bitten by sharks…

I mean, don’t they hear the music?
Duh Duh Duh Duh

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From Tommy, age 9

What does stuck seaweed say?

“Kelp! Kelp!”

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From Brittney Singeo, 13 years old, Guam

What do you call a fish that’s greedy?

A selfish.

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From Christy , age 13, Texas

There was this boy who was getting chased by a shark at night what happened next?

He woke up!

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From Jen, age 11, Manchester

Why did the crab blush?

Because the Sea wee’d!

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