What is the worst place for a zombie to go?
A living room!
Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy!
Why did the cow go to the auto garage?
Because his horns were not working!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
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