Jokes By Kids

From Sruthika, 11 years old, Columbus, Indiana

What did the penguin say to the melting ice burg?

Dude, you need to cool down!

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From Mia Sanchez, 9 years old

Who cleans the ocean?

The mermaids!

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From Matthew, age 9, England

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

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From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

What did the frog say when he returned his library books?

Read it ! Read it ! Read it !

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From Emms, 8 years old, North America

I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.

But it was pointless.

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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?

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