How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Sophie, age 10, AUS
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
From Alexander, age 8, United States
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Pee on.
Pee on who?
From Justin , age 7, Ilsan, S. Korea
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
From Jack, age 10, Woodstock, Georgia
Why was the raccoon black and white?
From Janu, age 10, United States
WHAT COLOR IS THE BURP?
From Kat W., age 11, Columbia, SC
What did the garbage man eat?
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