WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO THE OTHER VOLCANO?
I LAVA YOU!
Why are cows sooooooooooo bad at math?
They haven’t invented the cow-calator yet
Why couldn’t the computer close his Windows?
He had 2000 of them!
Why does too much trigonometary make you sick?
You can catch sin flu!
Why was it really hot afer the baseball game?
All the fans left!
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
