How does a cow do math?
A cow-culator
There was two eggs in a pan one egg said to the other “I don’t like it in here its to hot” The other egg replied….
“It’s worse when you get out they bash your head in”
What makes the road broad?
The letter “B” makes the road broad!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in were cold!
Where does the cow get its medicine from?
The Farm-acy!
Teacher:Jenny how do you spell mouse??
Jenny:M-O-U-S
Teacher:And what’s on the end???
Jenny:A tail!!!
