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From Vichi, age 11, Canada

“Knock knock”.
“Who’s their”.
“Justin”.
“Justin who”?

Justin time to see the Justin Bieber movie Never Say Never!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Jake, age 6, Ireland

Why did the potato on the motorbike get arrested?

‘Cause he broke the spud limit!
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Filed Under: Food

From SHERRAYA, age 9, WALES

WHAT IS INVISABLE AND SMELLS LIKE CARROTS?

RABBIT FARTS!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Alan, age 10, USA

Camper:What kind of tree is that?
Dad: A Dogwood tree.
Camper:How do you know?

By its bark!
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Filed Under: People

From Alyssa, age 8, Ruston,LA

What is a ghost’s favorite place to be?

BOO!Orleans
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Filed Under: Ghost, Halloween

From Vibhuti, age 8, Bangalore, India

How many chickens does it take to serve ten people?

Chickens are not good at serving. Better get waiters and waitresses!
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Filed Under: Chicken

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