Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog?
A croaker spaniel.
Jack came home from school with a frowny face.
His mother said:”Honey, are you ok?”
Jack answered: “The teacher is stupid.”
Mother: “Why?”
Jack: “He kept on asking Questions!”
Why did the smart turkey carry an umbrella to work?
She watched the evening feather report.
A guy is on an airplane when he hears “Nice pants.” He does not know who said it, so he doesn’t respond. Then he hears “Nice Tie.” The man says “T-T-Thanks.” No one responds. Then he hears “Nice pants.” again. Now he’s scared and screams “Stewardess-Stewardess!” The Stewardess comes over and he asks “I’ve been hearing all these compliments but I don’t know who’s saying them. Do you Know?” then the stewardess says…
“Oh, those must be our complimentary peanuts!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don’t have to cry about it!
