Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in were cold!
Where does the cow get its medicine from?
The Farm-acy!
Teacher:Jenny how do you spell mouse??
Jenny:M-O-U-S
Teacher:And what’s on the end???
Jenny:A tail!!!
“Knock knock”.
“Who’s their”.
“Justin”.
“Justin who”?
Justin time to see the Justin Bieber movie Never Say Never!
Why did the potato on the motorbike get arrested?
‘Cause he broke the spud limit!
WHAT IS INVISABLE AND SMELLS LIKE CARROTS?
RABBIT FARTS!
