What is a witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling!
What do you call a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages!
Why did the farmer milk the cow while sitting on a three legged stool?
Because the cow had the udder!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look I am changing.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Pee on.
Pee on who?
Wyy would you pee on somone?
