Camper:What kind of tree is that?
Dad: A Dogwood tree.
Camper:How do you know?
By its bark!
What is a ghost’s favorite place to be?
BOO!Orleans
How many chickens does it take to serve ten people?
Chickens are not good at serving. Better get waiters and waitresses!
What is a witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling!
What do you call a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages!
Why did the farmer milk the cow while sitting on a three legged stool?
Because the cow had the udder!
