What do computers have to take care of?
Their pet mouse!
What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the keyhole and you’ll find out
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
It was too stuffed!
Which city has the most pirates?
Arrrrrrlington!
Why are pumpkins are big?
Because they are pumped up for halloween!
