What are waiters good at in tennis?
Serving!
What’s black, white, black, white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down the hill
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was across the road!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Hi guys!
What do race horses eat?
Fast food!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yoohoo
Yoohoo who?
Yummmm I want a yoohoo!
