What did the right triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Why aren’t you acute triangle?
What do ghosts read?
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooks!
What do you call an X that just got out of the bathtub?
A kleenex!
What happened to the plant sitting on the windowsill of the math classroom?
It grew square roots!
Why do you have to have a password to get into a White House bathroom?
because when you enter you are: you’re a’ peein'[european]
What’s a mummy’s favourite kind of music?
Wrap.
