Why did tigger go to the bathroom?
To look for pooh!
What do you call a selfish pig that plays basketball?
A ball hog!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog?
A croaker spaniel.
Jack came home from school with a frowny face.
His mother said:”Honey, are you ok?”
Jack answered: “The teacher is stupid.”
Mother: “Why?”
Jack: “He kept on asking Questions!”
Why did the smart turkey carry an umbrella to work?
She watched the evening feather report.
