Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the chicken funeral in KFC!
What’s a reindeer with no eyes called?
No eye deer.
So two witches walk in to class and they’re twins so the teacher looks at them and says………
I can’t tell which witch is which!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other TIDE!
What do computers have to take care of?
Their pet mouse!
What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!
