What happened to the plant sitting on the windowsill of the math classroom?
It grew square roots!
Why do you have to have a password to get into a White House bathroom?
because when you enter you are: you’re a’ peein'[european]
What’s a mummy’s favourite kind of music?
Wrap.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the chicken funeral in KFC!
What’s a reindeer with no eyes called?
No eye deer.
So two witches walk in to class and they’re twins so the teacher looks at them and says………
I can’t tell which witch is which!
