Where do Burger King and Dairy Queen live?
White Castle!
Two boys named Trouble and Shut Up play hide and seek. Shut Up is the seeker. A policeman comes and asks him “What’s your name?” “Shut Up.” he replies. “Excuse me?!” “I said,shut up.” Are you looking for trouble, boy?!” Yells the police.What does Shut Up say?
“Oh, yeah! But don’t tell me where he is, we’re supposed to be playing hide and seek!”
What do cows in Hawaii wear?
Moo Moos!
This man pulled up at a petrol station with 3 penguins in the back of his car. A man came up to him and asked why he had 3 penguins in the back of his car, and the man replied
“I found them and have no idea what to do with them!”
The man told him to take them to the zoo.
The man drove off to the zoo.
The next day he was back at the petrol station with the penguins and the same man came up to him and said I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!”
The man replied……
“I did, and we have money left over so I took them to the beach too. But now what do I do with them?”
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every four laps!
Why did the dog not want to be in the sun?
It didn’t want to be a hot dog!
